Finally February 🌸 🌺 🌹

What a year this past month has been

Hi angels,

January 2021 was so long and so rough. I’m finally coming back up for air after a lot of changes. Two major things have happened since my last update: 

1. I moved! I am surrounded by boxes and wearing a swimsuit bottom as underwear because I’m not sure where my big bag of panties are. The move so far has been a blessing and if you follow me on Instagram you will see that I have 4 new cat roommates. I’ll be introducing my cat, Rosie, to the pack soon. Cannot wait to see what happens, because she is my spoiled only child.

2. There was a death in my partner’s family and it’s been (exhales) heavy. I can’t go into too much detail because wow Aquarius transits happening in my 8th House, I am learning A LOT about the logistics of death, banks, morgues. Oh and cremations are backed up for 5 weeks in Los Angeles, so don’t mind me as I remind you to wear a mask / stay home + save lives.

Cool cool cool, so now that you’re up to speed let’s talk about my astrology booking calendar!

JK IT’S STILL CLOSED. ^^^ I am SWAMPED RN YALL. ^^^  I have never felt more busy, more stressed, more exhausted. I know I said I’d only email you once a month, but come mid-February I will open up my calendar again and email you when the calendar is ready. So please bear with me, hang tight, and if you’re someone I had to reschedule due to the previously mentioned life drama, I will be contacting you directly before the email blast. 



It’s Aquarius Szn, Mercury in Aquarius has stationed Retrograde (and will be Rx til Feb 20), and we are feeling a lot of FIXED SIGN ENERGY. Uranus and Mars are in Taurus. Let’s talk about modalities! There’s 3 modalities in astrology:

  1. Cardinal (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn)

  2. Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius)

  3. Mutable (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces)

Fixed signs are known for their don’t tell me, SHOW ME attitude. They want to see shit get done. Cardinal signs are amazing at starting conversations, Mutable signs are adaptable and will go where they are needed, Fixed on the other hand is like a mom that is tired of your shit. They’ve been there, done that, got the t-shirt.  Fixed does not want excuses, it wants to see the work and for you to show the math. Come the New Moon on Feb 11, liiiiiike sooo many planets will be in Aquarius. I think it’s 6 total?! The Sun & Moon (for the sake of ease we call the luminaries planets, don’t be a dick) Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Saturn! Then add in Mars & Uranus in Taurus, that is 8 fuckin planets in Fixed signs! 

So what does that mean for us here on Earth? I think we’re all sick of empty promises. Raises we are owed that haven’t come (where’s that stimmy) !!!! People that tell us they’re gonna do this, that, and the other thing but haven’t done dick for shit. Fixed wants to fix it’s problems with solutions that actually work. 

So...what’s not working for you? What needs to be modified? Do you hate your apartment or do you need a fresh coat of paint? Do you hate working in marketing or is it the actual job itself? Aquarius is co-ruled by Saturn and Uranus. Saturn is the time keeper, the goal setter. It wants more. Uranus is the clown, the disrupter. I think this Aquarian time we’re in is great for meditating on what is really working for us, ditching what doesn’t and replacing it with a new approach that maybe you wouldn’t have tried before. Now heed my words: FIXED SIGNS ARE STUBBORN. IMHO Aquarians are the most stubborn sign of the zodiac (this is a loving read ok!!!) The Square aspect Mars/Uranus will be applying is really a big push on where we must hold our boundaries strong but also a realistic check in of where we must bend in order to get what we want.



Here’s some general things I’ve been enjoying this past month:

  • Pretend It’s A City on Netflix. I could listen to Fran Lebowitz complain forever. Scorpio legend. 

I haven’t really cooked anything these last few weeks but my boo Pablo’s uncle sent us over a dinner from Freedman’s restaurant here in LA and we were gaga over it. Big ass Jewish comfort food feast. I never knew Black & White cookies were little perfect cakes sent from the angels.

I’m excited to put away all my cookware and get back to bulk making broths and roasted corn salads. 

Alright…heading to the desert to clear my head. Hot Venus day selfie attached because why not. Love you all, calendar coming soon. Thank you for your interest in readings with me and support during this very challenging time. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, LMK!

COMING SOON: Subscriber astro questions corner <3

xoxo Stevie